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Booze with Sanyas-SRK

P.S: This act is just to gain publicity of viewers and filmi stars... P.S: Female or Male fans of SRK must read it... Today in my blog I would like to interview a legend, presumed to be the greatest stars of film fraternity, named as Asia's sexiest person and what not. I would like to welcome "The Khan", Shahrukh Khan. "Hi Shahrukh" SRK: Hi Sa...Sa.....Sa....Sa.....Sa......Sa.......Sanyas "Oh my god! You have not got off this habit since Darr is it????" SRK: No I consulted so many doctor's but it doesn't go. " Oh sad" SRK: No don't be, its become SRK style and thats what is giving me bread and butter " So What is the secret of your success as an actor, a person etc..????" SRK: Ah, I always show it on television but people keep asking me the same question on and on. "As in????" SRK: Let me tell you a simple way to success, Keep kissing everyone you meet, see I kiss any one and everyone on set, you can notice ...

Booze with Sanyas

Coffee with Karan will now become Booze with Sanyas. In this we will interview some of the most prominent and also the most jobless guys and gals in the institute which will portray the devil within them. So get ready from now on it might be u who is first in the list.

How are songs in Taare Zameen Par????

Aamir Khan's Taare Zameen Par has released its audio. Shankar, Ehsaan, Loy have once again proved themselves to be ustad's of making music with this movie. There are three main songs which all of you(any kind of audience) will like. The title track "Taare Zameen Par" is a seven minute beautiful melody which will just touch your heart. This song has Loy who does a marvelous job on Keys, soft tabla playing behind, the guitar work of Ehsaan and most importantly the melodic singing by Shankar which makes this song a beauty to listen to. The song is like a nursery rhyme which is very easy to listen to and goes with the beat. The second song which you will like is "Kholo Kholo". The guitar work of Ehsaan is a marvel for this song, the beat is such that it'll make every one tap their foot to it. The song is again a soft melody with wonderful interludes and chorus which again makes this song a masterpiece. The third song "Jame Raho" is more for kids, w...

CRY - series 1

I am Dr.John Mc Murphy, Psychologist from New Jersey. I have a habit, which my daughter calls strange, of taking long rides across the country when I succumb to pressure. I still remember that day which happened to be the worst day of my life. It was January25th. The freeway was very dark, gloomy and extremely foggy that night; hence I could barely see anything after about a feet's distance. As it was terribly difficult driving I stopped the car on the edge of the freeway keeping the parking lights on. There was no other sound except for the harsh wind which was blowing across my car. The cold was making me numb, so thought having a cigarette would give me relief. I wore an overcoat and a winter cap to save myself from cold and got down from the car to find the heavy wind gushing at me. I lighted the cigarette when I suddenly heard a cry; the cry was so loud that in a jerk instead of tripping down the ash, I tripped off my cigarette. I waited to hear the source of the cry, ...

Placements in IIT Madras

A company B tells a branch councellor " The standard of IITians is pathetic. We came here to take three times the number we have taken now." When I spoke to one of the students[X] who attended the interview but did not make it, this is what he had to say. X: What the fuck???? X: I went to the interview and with all smiles I introduced myself. Then as I passed my Resume they asked me about the projects I have done. I told them about all my projects and expected questions, but none of them intended to ask any, then I elaborated on my projects so that they can understand. X: The next question they ask me is "Do you have any questions????". What the fuck is this supposed to mean???? Then I asked them about the company, they told me, but they showed no interest of taking me from the start of the conversation. X: Now if they don't even finish my interview, How the fuck are they going to gauge my abilities???? Fucking companies.

Tom Dick and Harry Series 6

Tom: Hey I wanna go to US Dick: Why the fuck???? Tom: You can bang hot chicks there [:P] Dick: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Harry comes running in Harry: Check out this news; all guys going to US will be haunted by this. The growth rate of AIDS in US is on such a high that almost all singles in the country are affected by it. Tom: Ohh Maaaaaaiiiiii Gaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwd!

Placements in IIT Madras

Today it was the day of placements for CS M.techs and Some junta of Electrical. Anyway it has been a very dry day for the B.techs as a whole. It was a good news in the field of sport as India after a sloppy start battled back to get a tremendous score on board, Thanks to Gunguly and Yuvi. More gossips and News later this evening....[:P]