Sandy Smells- A Tribute to Sandy for Christmas

Jingle bells Sandy smells sixty miles away
Stuck his butt in a pizza hut and blew the place away
Mother in the kitchen Sister in the hall
Sandy in the bathroom pissing on the wall

Who is Sandy?????
Is it Chandy[:P]

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December 13, 2007 at 8:54 PM
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