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P.S: This act is just to gain publicity of viewers and filmi stars... P.S: Female or Male fans of SRK must read it... Today in my blog I would like to interview a legend, presumed to be the greatest stars of film fraternity, named as Asia's sexiest person and what not. I would like to welcome "The Khan", Shahrukh Khan. "Hi Shahrukh" SRK: Hi Sa...Sa.....Sa....Sa.....Sa......Sa.......Sanyas "Oh my god! You have not got off this habit since Darr is it????" SRK: No I consulted so many doctor's but it doesn't go. " Oh sad" SRK: No don't be, its become SRK style and thats what is giving me bread and butter " So What is the secret of your success as an actor, a person etc..????" SRK: Ah, I always show it on television but people keep asking me the same question on and on. "As in????" SRK: Let me tell you a simple way to success, Keep kissing everyone you meet, see I kiss any one and everyone on set, you can notice ...

Coffee with Karan will now become Booze with Sanyas. In this we will interview some of the most prominent and also the most jobless guys and gals in the institute which will portray the devil within them. So get ready from now on it might be u who is first in the list.

Aamir Khan's Taare Zameen Par has released its audio. Shankar, Ehsaan, Loy have once again proved themselves to be ustad's of making music with this movie. There are three main songs which all of you(any kind of audience) will like. The title track "Taare Zameen Par" is a seven minute beautiful melody which will just touch your heart. This song has Loy who does a marvelous job on Keys, soft tabla playing behind, the guitar work of Ehsaan and most importantly the melodic singing by Shankar which makes this song a beauty to listen to. The song is like a nursery rhyme which is very easy to listen to and goes with the beat. The second song which you will like is "Kholo Kholo". The guitar work of Ehsaan is a marvel for this song, the beat is such that it'll make every one tap their foot to it. The song is again a soft melody with wonderful interludes and chorus which again makes this song a masterpiece. The third song "Jame Raho" is more for kids, w...

I am Dr.John Mc Murphy, Psychologist from New Jersey. I have a habit, which my daughter calls strange, of taking long rides across the country when I succumb to pressure. I still remember that day which happened to be the worst day of my life. It was January25th. The freeway was very dark, gloomy and extremely foggy that night; hence I could barely see anything after about a feet's distance. As it was terribly difficult driving I stopped the car on the edge of the freeway keeping the parking lights on. There was no other sound except for the harsh wind which was blowing across my car. The cold was making me numb, so thought having a cigarette would give me relief. I wore an overcoat and a winter cap to save myself from cold and got down from the car to find the heavy wind gushing at me. I lighted the cigarette when I suddenly heard a cry; the cry was so loud that in a jerk instead of tripping down the ash, I tripped off my cigarette. I waited to hear the source of the cry, ...

A company B tells a branch councellor " The standard of IITians is pathetic. We came here to take three times the number we have taken now." When I spoke to one of the students[X] who attended the interview but did not make it, this is what he had to say. X: What the fuck???? X: I went to the interview and with all smiles I introduced myself. Then as I passed my Resume they asked me about the projects I have done. I told them about all my projects and expected questions, but none of them intended to ask any, then I elaborated on my projects so that they can understand. X: The next question they ask me is "Do you have any questions????". What the fuck is this supposed to mean???? Then I asked them about the company, they told me, but they showed no interest of taking me from the start of the conversation. X: Now if they don't even finish my interview, How the fuck are they going to gauge my abilities???? Fucking companies.

Tom: Hey I wanna go to US Dick: Why the fuck???? Tom: You can bang hot chicks there [:P] Dick: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Harry comes running in Harry: Check out this news; all guys going to US will be haunted by this. The growth rate of AIDS in US is on such a high that almost all singles in the country are affected by it. Tom: Ohh Maaaaaaiiiiii Gaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwd!

Today it was the day of placements for CS M.techs and Some junta of Electrical. Anyway it has been a very dry day for the B.techs as a whole. It was a good news in the field of sport as India after a sloppy start battled back to get a tremendous score on board, Thanks to Gunguly and Yuvi. More gossips and News later this evening....[:P]

I don't know why people fall in love, is it just for pleasure or is it for sharing their thoughts and emotions???? 99% of the people who marry are not very sure if that is their true love. Then why do they marry???? Marriage is just an understanding of two sexes. The present day scenario of marriage is more about Money and sex rather than the true sense of love. How many of us(suppose boys) will be ever sure of marrying the same girl whom we are in love with???? It's the same for females. " Every time we are into an affair we hope it works out and most of the time end up unsure of what we are upto . " I will marry her for sure is never on our minds." Its our hormones that need the opposite sex but not our heart. As far as dating is concerned it's just a one night stand for everyone. Each sex dates the opposite sex as long as they are comfortable and if they are bored "Thank you, bye, bye." This is a serious and critical topic to discuss.......So let...

Tom meets his friends Dick and Harry who are doctors and Tom is a Engineer from IIT They go to a movie In the midst of the movie Dick to Harry and Tom: Ileana is so gynecoid Harry: Hahahahaha Tom: Why the fuck are you laughing???? Dick: Wasn't it a wonderful joke Harry: hahahahahahaha Tom: ufffffffffffffff. You fucking doctors.

Jingle bells Sandy smells sixty miles away Stuck his butt in a pizza hut and blew the place away Mother in the kitchen Sister in the hall Sandy in the bathroom pissing on the wall Who is Sandy????? Is it Chandy[:P]

Today there was some light for Chemical Engineering with two more guys placed. Finally Chemical has a total of 7 out of 52 people. Common guys this is something to cheer about. Naval Architecture has only 7 people left with a Core company picking guys up. Now Mechanical, Chemical and Metallurgy have still a number to achieve. I will be back with hot gossips and news. Keep logging and blogging guys.

A boy kneels on the ground to propose to a girl Boy: I love you more than my father Girl: I love you as my brother : P

Tom is dressing up for the ball Dick: Hey man where are you going???? Tom: Going for the ball Dick: Whose the lucky one???? Tom: Natasha Harry rushes in Harry: Hey I am going to ball man anyone coming Tom: Ya I am Harry: Hurry up Natasha would be waiting for me Tom: What the fuck Dick: [:P]

In my previous post I mentioned about a company Z, now there is a new gossip about it. X: Arey yaar Z told our Branch Councellor when asked to take more " We actually came for more but Chemical Engineering students Weren't upto our expectations." Y: Arey what the fuck???? I had gone for the interview and he just asked me about my intern, I told him I worked on Fuel cells and then my interview ended. I think this is how they gauge a students knowledge. X: I think those fuckers don't know anything. Mother, I am topper and I wasn't selected only because I didn't work on polymers. What the fuck yaar???? Y: Arey meri zindagi chut gayi yaar. I am leaving home, will come back for the second phase. X: But Inter IIT???? Y: Fuck it

Tom and Dick are walking near Gurunath( Coffee shop @ IIT Madras) Tom: Dude I'll go draw money and come Dick: But where is a pencil and a paper Tom: uffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Its been a remarkable improvement in the placements now, with Chemical Engineering Student getting placed. Now its 5 for Chemical out of a batch of 52 [lol] and remember its the seventh day. Congrats Kaccha for being selected in company Z. One frustrated candidate X of Chemical who didn't make it. X: Why the fuck do companies promise more and take less. Moreover why do they shortlist. I am fucking pained with attending Interviews. I have a record 10 unsuccessful interviews. X throws his tie into the bag and says. X: saala shortlisted as if he wants the whole batch but took one. I don't know why Chemical is getting fucked this time. Now let us take review from a candidate of Mechanical Engineering [Y] who went for company J J: Branches which can apply: Chemical, Mechanical, Biotech Y: I prepared yesterday for a lot of time for this interview and this bastard tells me " I am sorry we don't have vacancy for Mechanical Engineering students. We'll try taking you in t...

I happened to pass through a set of people who were talking about placements on day 0 Let us name them X and Y. X: Hey these Z company mother fuckers allowed *,*,*etc...for the GD(group discussion) even when they were not shortlisted earlier Y: Then how come others agreed for this???? X: Common what can they do, when the company asks them to come and sit for the GD Y: Then its fair right company asking them???? X: Ya is it???? If you were shortlisted for this company and loose out a job only because of the people who had come in, you would know I was standing beside and listening to the conversation, my first impression what's going wrong with IIT Madras, or may be its the companies who are playing around with lives of people. I feel its the companies more than anyone else who is responsible for all this shit, We can't blame the students as everyone seeks a chance and a opportunity to rise. Hmmm again Placements in IIT Madras is a fucking discussion.

Tom and Harry are returning from Tiffany's ( Food Court @ IITMadras) Tom : Today sambar tasted better than ever Harry: Yeah, it was, I licked even the last drop of it. It was delicious. Tom: From now on I'll go to Tiffany's instead of mess at least for sambar. Dick comes running to Tom and Harry Tom and Harry: Hey dude, watsup??? Dick: Hey don't have food in Tiffany's Harry: But we just had it there Dick: Oh did you have sambar??? Harry: The only thing we had is sambar Dick: Oh no!! There was a cockroach in sambar today and I am warning people not to eat there Tom and Harry : Waaaaaaaaaaack...Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack...

Tom, Dick and Harry are sitting on a table. Tom: Shit man all females in IIT are bitches Harry: Ya of course Dick to Tom: What the fuck do you think of your self??? If females are bitches then you are a Dog. You can't generalize this by commenting on females in an absurd way. You know what, you are a Madar **** to call females bitches. Dick gets emotional and walks of the table. Tom: What the fuck man??? What did I say wrong I just commented, why does he have to get so emotional. Harry: Don't bother man, he feels all females are his sisters Tom: What is he gay ??? Harry: Yes he is, infact we both are. Tom: --------------------------------------------------------------

Student : Sir, I want to work in Shell packing my further studies Prof: An IIT'an staying in India is the worst thing what can happen to him Student: Shell gives me 10 lakhs Prof: Is it per month???? Student(Puzzled): No Sir per Annum Prof : Hmmm 10 lakhs is like Rs. 80000 a month which is approx $2000 which is the stipend given to an MS or Phd student in a US university Student: But in India that's big right Sir Prof: Thats just peanuts Student : [:P]

I am Stephen J Cogler, a famous and a rich neuro surgeon from Sydney, Australia. I had been practicing in Austria before I had met my wife, Cathy, who was a professor of English at the University of Sydney. I had met her at one of my conferences at the University of Sydney, where I was invited as a chief guest. I fell in love with her soon enough and frequented my visits to meet her at the University during the next few days. Sadly, I had to return back to Austria, but I knew I had left my heart in Sydney. Not surprisingly, Cathy and I had got married three years ago to this day. I can still remember it as if it were only yesterday. The Church was buzzing with all the wedding guests who had come to bless us that day. A very devoted wife and a wonderful person, she had a great sense of humor and we shared similar tastes, which made us a perfect couple. We honeymooned in Paris. In the first year of our marriage, I had to continue working in Austria. In spite of my frequent visits to...