Tom Dick and Harry Series

Tom, Dick and Harry are sitting on a table.

Tom: Shit man all females in IIT are bitches

Harry: Ya of course

Dick to Tom: What the fuck do you think of your self??? If females are bitches then you are a Dog. You can't generalize this by commenting on females in an absurd way. You know what, you are a Madar **** to call females bitches.

Dick gets emotional and walks of the table.

Tom: What the fuck man??? What did I say wrong I just commented, why does he have to get so emotional.

Harry: Don't bother man, he feels all females are his sisters

Tom: What is he gay???

Harry: Yes he is, infact we both are.

Tom: --------------------------------------------------------------

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