Booze with Sanyas-SRK
P.S: This act is just to gain publicity of viewers and filmi stars...
P.S: Female or Male fans of SRK must read it...
Today in my blog I would like to interview a legend, presumed to be the greatest stars of film fraternity, named as Asia's sexiest person and what not. I would like to welcome "The Khan", Shahrukh Khan.
"Hi Shahrukh"
SRK: Hi Sa...Sa.....Sa....Sa.....Sa......Sa.......Sanyas
"Oh my god! You have not got off this habit since Darr is it????"
SRK: No I consulted so many doctor's but it doesn't go.
" Oh sad"
SRK: No don't be, its become SRK style and thats what is giving me bread and butter
" So What is the secret of your success as an actor, a person etc..????"
SRK: Ah, I always show it on television but people keep asking me the same question on and on.
"As in????"
SRK: Let me tell you a simple way to success, Keep kissing everyone you meet, see I kiss any one and everyone on set, you can notice that in my movies too.
My funda as you call in IIT slang is simple," Kissing maximum no of times, as in maximum number of people a day keeps Doctor away, whether its male or female."
"Male or female doctor????"
SRK: Nooooooooo, not doctor, as in you can kiss either a male or female. Simply kiss everyone you meet in a day.
"You are asia's sexiest man. Comments????"
SRK: Ya, again to be the sexiest man is very simple, You need to follow these guidelines
1. You have to get laid with jury members who decide this, male or female. I do this all the time.
2. You have to make friends with people like Karan Johar, Oh darling.
3. You have to wear transparent dresses, whether you are like Hrithik or me. Anyways now I have Sex pack, Sorry six pack, so its fine.
"Great Shahrukh, Your tips are too cooooooooooooooool"
SRK: Ya, it'll be cos "I am the king of the world" baby.
"By the Way, its a controversial question which is in the minds of millions of your fans"
SRK: What???
"About the Karan Johar issue"
SRK: Oh! Karan is my darling, as I stated in coffee with Karan, there is more probability of me to wake up with him than Gowri.
"What about Farah????"
SRK: No farah is a great woman, with great courage and strength, which can be seen in her movies. Arey Yaar you require Guts to make such movies, real guts. They were hit only because of my publicity if not she and me both would have been broke.
"Quite true"
SRK: Arey start with Rapid fire round fast, I want booze.
" So lets start withe the Rapid fire round"
1." Who is your favorite actor"
SRK: Amitabh Bachchan ji, but I am better than him.
2. " If you were allowed to go on a date with three actresses in in the film fraternity whom would you go with"
SRK: Rahkee Sawant, Mallika Sherawat and may be Karan.
" I asked for actresses"
SRK: No even before actresses I prefer Karan.
3. "Which is the best movie you have ever done"
SRK: Kal Ho Naaa Ho
" Why"
SRK: Because for the first time ever I cried naturally"
4. " Who is the actor whom you hate most"
SRK: I love all actors, I am friends with all. (Shahrukh's mind: MC BC Aamir)
5. " Which brand of cigarettes do you like the most"
SRK: Marlboro
6. " How many cigarettes do you smoke per day"
SRK: Actually its 100 but I tell my wife that I smoke only 20.
" So well that's it for now, i am bored of asking questions. I'll take leave this week but will meet you next when Karan joins SRK"
SRK: Oh my gaaaaawd Karan is coming.
" Yes, Thank you very much shahrukh for joining me in my show. I think people would have known and learned a lot about you. So lets have a drink now, Cheers."
P.S : " People in the Institute have either gone home or have gone to Inter IIT, So when they come back we'll have Booze with Sanyas in a totally different format."
P.S: Female or Male fans of SRK must read it...
Today in my blog I would like to interview a legend, presumed to be the greatest stars of film fraternity, named as Asia's sexiest person and what not. I would like to welcome "The Khan", Shahrukh Khan.
"Hi Shahrukh"
SRK: Hi Sa...Sa.....Sa....Sa.....Sa......Sa.......Sanyas
"Oh my god! You have not got off this habit since Darr is it????"
SRK: No I consulted so many doctor's but it doesn't go.
" Oh sad"
SRK: No don't be, its become SRK style and thats what is giving me bread and butter
" So What is the secret of your success as an actor, a person etc..????"
SRK: Ah, I always show it on television but people keep asking me the same question on and on.
"As in????"
SRK: Let me tell you a simple way to success, Keep kissing everyone you meet, see I kiss any one and everyone on set, you can notice that in my movies too.
My funda as you call in IIT slang is simple," Kissing maximum no of times, as in maximum number of people a day keeps Doctor away, whether its male or female."
"Male or female doctor????"
SRK: Nooooooooo, not doctor, as in you can kiss either a male or female. Simply kiss everyone you meet in a day.
"You are asia's sexiest man. Comments????"
SRK: Ya, again to be the sexiest man is very simple, You need to follow these guidelines
1. You have to get laid with jury members who decide this, male or female. I do this all the time.
2. You have to make friends with people like Karan Johar, Oh darling.
3. You have to wear transparent dresses, whether you are like Hrithik or me. Anyways now I have Sex pack, Sorry six pack, so its fine.
"Great Shahrukh, Your tips are too cooooooooooooooool"
SRK: Ya, it'll be cos "I am the king of the world" baby.
"By the Way, its a controversial question which is in the minds of millions of your fans"
SRK: What???
"About the Karan Johar issue"
SRK: Oh! Karan is my darling, as I stated in coffee with Karan, there is more probability of me to wake up with him than Gowri.
"What about Farah????"
SRK: No farah is a great woman, with great courage and strength, which can be seen in her movies. Arey Yaar you require Guts to make such movies, real guts. They were hit only because of my publicity if not she and me both would have been broke.
"Quite true"
SRK: Arey start with Rapid fire round fast, I want booze.
" So lets start withe the Rapid fire round"
1." Who is your favorite actor"
SRK: Amitabh Bachchan ji, but I am better than him.
2. " If you were allowed to go on a date with three actresses in in the film fraternity whom would you go with"
SRK: Rahkee Sawant, Mallika Sherawat and may be Karan.
" I asked for actresses"
SRK: No even before actresses I prefer Karan.
3. "Which is the best movie you have ever done"
SRK: Kal Ho Naaa Ho
" Why"
SRK: Because for the first time ever I cried naturally"
4. " Who is the actor whom you hate most"
SRK: I love all actors, I am friends with all. (Shahrukh's mind: MC BC Aamir)
5. " Which brand of cigarettes do you like the most"
SRK: Marlboro
6. " How many cigarettes do you smoke per day"
SRK: Actually its 100 but I tell my wife that I smoke only 20.
" So well that's it for now, i am bored of asking questions. I'll take leave this week but will meet you next when Karan joins SRK"
SRK: Oh my gaaaaawd Karan is coming.
" Yes, Thank you very much shahrukh for joining me in my show. I think people would have known and learned a lot about you. So lets have a drink now, Cheers."
P.S : " People in the Institute have either gone home or have gone to Inter IIT, So when they come back we'll have Booze with Sanyas in a totally different format."
Comments
You Dirty Cat...
You Copy Cat....
Copied my idea of "Coffee with Saffy"..!!!
Shame on YOU!!
Shame On You Crazy Iron!!
Fuck You saffy